On April 1st of this year, two morning disc jockeys from the Fort Myers, Southwest Florida area, informed their audience that dihydrogen monoxide was in the city’s water supply.
They should be applauded for bringing attention to this pervasive, nefarious and evil chemical seeping into our homes every time we shower, water our lawn, or take a drink from our faucets, because it is also prevalent in Carson City’s water supply!
In the 1997, 14 year old Nathan Zohner of Idaho warned us of its terrible effects:
• It can cause excessive sweating and vomiting.
• It is a major component in acid rain.
• It can cause severe burns in its gaseous state.
• Accidental inhalation can kill you.
• It contributes to erosion.
• It decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
• It has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Next to the “chemtrails” that are injecting mind-controlling agents into our atmosphere by agents of the New World Order, dihydrogen monoxide may be the greatest chemical weapon of mass destruction known to man!
What shall we do? Oh! What shall we do?
Shall we petition the Carson City Board of Supervisors to ban this insidious chemical from our water pipelines? Or, better yet, should we rally together and storm the offices of Congressman Mark Amodei and Senator Dean Heller, and demand that a constitutional amendment be passed to forever rid our country of this known killing agent that threatens the very existence of the American people?
With your support I will lead the way! And, I will lead you to my sixth-grade chemistry textbook that will inform you…that dihydrogen monoxide is nothing more than an equation for…water!
If two knuckleheaded disc jockey’s can instill panic in their community on April Fool’s Day, if a 14-year-old could come damn near close by getting people to sign his petition outlawing water, if some cheap television huckster with a chalkboard can convince you about the United Nations and Agenda 21, or any of the many rampant conspiracy theories that now infect the body politic, (whether the conspiracy theories are from the Left or the Right, makes no difference) it will not be a foreign government that will destroy the United States, we will destroy ourselves!
I now plan to have a tall, cool and refreshing, glass of dihydrogen monoxide!
All credit is given to the respective sources used in writing this article.
— Karl Edward Neathammer is a resident of Carson City.